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Don't fcuk with the paindeer.

via patchworkkid

 
Manta: Doctor Who theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jla5ecXBXQ (via greenglowgrrl)

 
Jane Austin's Fight Club
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2PM0om2El8 (via andrewducker)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 
I've got a lot of housework and webwork to do today. Thus, Procrastination/Displacement Activity! Plus, I need to find reasons to update this thing, given I need to justify to myself just paying another year's sub to the LJ service. Plus, I want to stretch my brain muscles.

Leave a comment, I'll write you a Senryu (it's the form of poetry in the same form as Haiku, only about people, not nature) about anything you want (I'm thinking you might want something about yourself, but if not, just say what you do want). They'll all be re-posted over at my Haiku LJ, gaijin_haijin, as well as in the comments on this post.

(The Blarghprint: You can't have the copyright, because I want to reproduce them elsewhere. But you have free use of any I write for you. There's prolly some form of Creative Commons license which applies. If it becomes an Issue, we'll sort it out then. Oh, and I don't hold to 5/7/5, because it's a recent western misunderstanding which I think degrades the form to doggeral, but if the piece falls into 5/7/5, so be it. You might get a season and/or cutting word, if I feel it's appropriate to the piece.)

What's a big worry is I had to go back 80 entries to find enough good chunks of writing for the thingy to analyze.

I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by M?moires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

possbert

For those that don't know, one of my side jobs (I'm very lazy, and only have a few jobs) is a a Tour Guide on a walking Ghost Tour. I usually wear BPAL scents, to help me get "in the mood": either Shroud, or Graveyard Dirt. But I'd love if any folk acquainted with BPAL can make a suggestion of other scents I could wear which would help create an equally suitable atmosphere.

Thanks.

/sigh.

While my LJ Interregnum continues, here's a little something from chaoticerotic:

The Egg, by Andy Weir.
http://vb.ly/TheEgg

  Pink Floyd - High Hopes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqvcmud3LFQ

( Lyrics )

 
Lady Gaga -- Alejandro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niqrrmev4mA


Lady Gaga's "Alejandro": The Occult Meaning Via some weirdo on my flist (bless you).
http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=3979

 
Wall Of Voodoo - Far Side Of Crazy
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2w07u_wall-of-voodoo-far-side-of-crazy_music

 
I thought I'd share. Background courtesy of Phil Dick. Daleks courtesy of Character Options. Photo care of missedangel, because my own dodgycam has finally died.

From L to R, a Mark III travel machine from Genesis of the Daleks, a Black Supreme from Resurrection, and two Imperial Whites, from Revelation and Rememberance.

 
George Formby - When I'm Doing Acid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb-pLBQ2D7k
I AM T'LIZARD KING! In 1956 ukulele ace George Formby took part in top secret drug tests. The results were filmed for a proposed Elstree Comedy entitled Why DO You Look Like A Donkey Our Vera?. It was a step too far for the cheeky chappie from Barnsley - the movie was scrapped and Formby never spoke of it again.... TURNED OUT STRANGE AGAIN MOTHER...

Don't try to outsmart your Dad

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.

The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair ... and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.

To this his father replied, 'Did you also notice they walked everywhere they went?'

Time passing, via andrewducker:

 
Here we are, deep in the longest night of the year. Outside, it's a kind sort of cold. Inside, I have my Tree up. Today I've seen friends and loved ones, and given presents to small children. My tummy is full, and Carols are playing, and the only thing missing is pudding, and you.

Tori Amos - A Silent Night With You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riCoTRnkSXE


Have a Very Festive Yule. Tomorrow, we head on back up the year. Tonight I will toast Absent Friends, and the departed family I so dearly miss.

Romana
Take Which Doctor Who companion are you? (girls) today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</p>

You're Romana!

Silly Doctor. It's adorable, really, how hard he tries. And he is pretty brilliant, you'll give him that. But he always seems to overlook the obvious--including the fact that he's not the only Gallifreyan onboard, thank you very much. You are always calm and collected, and more often than not wonderfully witty, in the face of adversity. The Doctor knows he can count on you, even when you infuriate him!

marchenland

Originally posted by fayanora at "to the straight guy at the party last night"

Ganked from christinareborn =

This is awesome. Craigslist posting "to the straight guy at the party last night"

Since Craigslist postings tend to be impermanent, I'll cut and paste:

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