his wholiness the rev drjon ([info]drjon) wrote,
@ 2008-03-24 10:53:00
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Zombie Jesus!

JESUS IS COMING! AIM FOR THE HEAD!!!

Big Moments in History: Zombie Jesus!

I am so going to Hell...

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[info]razorsharpblade
2008-03-24 01:06 am UTC (link)
Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha ... wrong wrong wrong and don't blame me!

Hel's not so bad, although the partying's a little more sedate than Valhalla or FolkvangR ...

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[info]drjon
2008-03-24 01:08 am UTC (link)
QUICK! LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!

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[info]razorsharpblade
2008-03-24 01:29 am UTC (link)
Hmm, interesting. Draugr mollified by offer of chocolate ... who woulda thunk it?! *g*

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[info]araquel
2008-03-24 01:22 am UTC (link)
I am so going to Hell...

Hell is other people - you're already there.

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[info]drjon
2008-03-24 01:27 am UTC (link)
Which other people in particular? Name them. For instance, there's some other people I can think of off-hand who are quite the opposite...

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[info]bell_man
2008-03-24 03:56 am UTC (link)
The ones who play accordions.

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[info]drjon
2008-03-24 04:40 am UTC (link)
No, I have friends who play accordian well. Being around them isn't hell.

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[info]bell_man
2008-03-24 06:15 am UTC (link)
MMmmmm.

Fair enough.

Perhaps I was thinking of this: http://letsplayukulele.com/ukulele/tabs/

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[info]araquel
2008-03-24 11:45 pm UTC (link)
The counter-staff who won't treat you as a serious customer. The clients who won't listen to you or refuse to understand the advice they're paying you to give them. The authority figures who screw around playing power games instead of actually making the world a better place. The people you pass in the street every day who keep voting for those same people.

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[info]drjon
2008-03-24 11:50 pm UTC (link)
Yes, but what are their *names*? And addresses, for preference.

;}P>

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[info]araquel
2008-03-24 11:52 pm UTC (link)
I'm afraid you'll need to ask them that yourself - my surveillance reports aren't that comprehensive.

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[info]james72
2008-03-24 03:06 am UTC (link)
I got in so much trouble for getting my nephew a zombie jesus t shirt. His dad's a born again, you see

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[info]drjon
2008-03-24 04:42 am UTC (link)
Oh, really? When did his dad die?

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[info]james72
2008-03-24 04:51 am UTC (link)
Now that was funny.

*snorting*

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[info]ephant
2008-03-24 07:58 am UTC (link)
I love the first one, that is beautiful.

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[info]fayanora
2008-03-24 09:56 am UTC (link)
Jesus wasn't a zombie, he was a vampire!

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[info]galacticchick
2008-03-25 04:19 am UTC (link)
I thought Jesus was the zombie and his *followers* were the vampires- you know, all that drinking of the 'blood' of the host- and some vampires don't mind the taste of human flesh, according to some authorities...

:D

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[info]siouxsyn
2008-03-25 07:37 am UTC (link)
Now I understand why my religion never showed pictures of Christ. They foresaw the internet.

And no, I probably shouldn't have opened this.

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[info]aion131
2008-03-26 07:42 am UTC (link)
amen!

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