Lots of pillows or just one? Yes. One flat pillow for my head, and a pile of them down the side of the bed.
What kind of books do you read? I don't read. It gives you scurvy, you know.
What's the weirdest thing you've seen today? Nothing. I pay no attention to my surroundings.
ZOMBIES OR ROBOTS: Which apocalypse is scarier? The Zombie Robots team up with the Robot Zombies to Upgrade our Brains.
What's really creepy? People will believe these answers.
What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction? No.
What was the last book you read that really got to you? Dropping the Concise Oxford Vol.2. on my foot.
What websites do you always visit when you go online? All the porno ones. And the shock ones. Like Stile Project, and Ogrish, and Rotten dot com, and Little Green Footballs. I'm always there, man.
What was the last thing you bought? Not the farm, yet.
How do you think you'll die? By not living anymore.
Do you get cravings? If so, what do you crave? I crave unaddiction.
What do you do to change your mood? Blink.
What is your zodiac sign? I'm on the cusp of Arachne the Made-up Sign, and Ophiuchus the Masturbator, with Eris Rising.
Do you want to learn another language? I'm considering learning English.
Five things you can't live without? Gravity, oxygen, water, protein, carbohydrates, kittens.
Find the closest book currently sitting near you and flip to page 54. What is the first sentence of the second paragraph? All of my colleagues who I have known to denigrate history blew up spectacularly—and I have yet to encounter some such person who has not blown up.
What's something you'd like to say to someone right now? I've still got that closet I can empty out for you, you know.