I was leaning on my hand, and now it hurts.
Also, why is a sleepy "8" the sign for infinity? Surely it should be a dot, turned inside out.
Also, what if when you die and Judgement Day comes1, maybe it's not you that gets judged? Maybe you get to judge god. If they did a good job with being god during your lifetime, you might let god hang around with you in the afterlife, just generally chillaxin' in the Summer Lands an all that. If they did a rubbish job, they have to bugger off and leave you the hell alone.