his wholiness the rev drjon (drjon) wrote,
his wholiness the rev drjon
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DrJon's Dick!!! Photographic Evidence!!!

You know how it is when boys get together.

They just have to compete.

First of all, GrouchoGandi claimed he had 30 full inches of Dick, and had the photos to back it up.

Then Adam Gorightly chimed in, with his claim to possess 46 inches of Dick--with photographic evidence.

Of course, DrJon could not let this stand, for DrJon possesses a MIGHTY 70 INCHES OF PHILIP K. DICK!!!
CLICK TO EMBIGGEN!!!
CLICK TO EMBIGGEN... IF YOU DARE!!!!


ED: An EVEN CLEARER picture of DrJon's MIGHTY DICK!! With ADDED TAPE MEASURE!!!
CLICK TO EMBIGGEN!!!
CLICK TO EMBIGGEN... IF YOU DARE!!!!


(Please note that DrJon's Dick includes a small amount of doubles, as well as related BR paraphenalia.)

Now, I probably have the longest Dick hereabouts, but I happen to know a chap down in Melbourne who, the last time I saw it, had an unthinkable 150 INCHES OF DICK! And he's prolly got more now!

It just goes to show. There's always someone with more Dick than you.
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You win ;}P>
Anyone who has a fez in his avatar wins!
medge42 is certainly a winnah!
You should e-mail folks. Click to embiggen Dick. They'll read it.

You have nearly as much Dick as Dick is long, but I bet he has more Dick than that.
Phil was about two inches taller than me... about 6'4", I think (yes, I seldom actually stand up straight), and my Dick's 5'10". So there you go.
I managed to get some of my Dick into my PDA.

Here's Warren Ellis, thinking about Dick.
http://suicidegirls.com/news/culture/22087/
> I managed to get some of my Dick into my PDA.

I hope it didn't hurt...
It was Virtually painless...
so much nerd!! so little time!!
If you've got'em, read'em.
Well, hello there, sailor!

Impressive. Now y'all are making me wish I'd put in my dupes.

So far, you gotz the Title of Longest Dick.
They're pretty much mixed in, and there's less than 2 inches of them, so I didn't bother sorting the books into order.

And you prolly don't want to know that there were more than a few things that I didn't go to the bother of finding when I dumped the lot on the floor to photograph...

But as I said, there's always someone with more Dick than you.

And thanks for dropping by! I hope you enjoy reading!
You may know Dick, but you don't know Jack.
If you think I don't know Jack, you really don't know Jack about me!
Whick Jack are we talking about? Jack Nicholson or Jack Meehoff?
It's fairly obvious which Jack you're talking about... ;}P>
:-D
Hahahaha! How did I miss that? Oh, I know, I'm not online at home. :(
How did I miss that?

You just got lucky, I expect.