his wholiness the rev drjon (drjon) wrote,
his wholiness the rev drjon

Reflections on the Rising of the Reflux in the Redux of the Unbearable Lightness of the Rememberance of the Dawn of the Night of the Revenge of the Death of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Defeat of the Conquest Beneath... the Planet of the EUJ

He's outdone himself with this forward.
Subject: Whoops

I pulled an older woman at a club last night.

She was a pretty good sort for 67. We drank a bit and had a bit of a snog. Then she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mum, you still awake?"

The EUJ doesn't write these, btw, he just forwards them to me. It's the choice of forwards that I find fascinating. Here's another I've been saving.
Subject: A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f *** ing blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.
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