He's outdone himself with this forward.
I pulled an older woman at a club last night.
She was a pretty good sort for 67. We drank a bit and had a bit of a snog. Then she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mum, you still awake?"
The EUJ doesn't write these, btw, he just forwards them to me. It's the choice of forwards that I find fascinating. Here's another I've been saving.
Subject: A Short Love Story
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f *** ing blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.