his wholiness the rev drjon (drjon) wrote,
his wholiness the rev drjon
drjon

Ten Ways to Avoid Lending Your Wheelbarrow to Anybody - Adrian Mitchell

 
(stealeded from degram)
  1. PATRIOTIC
    May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
    I didn't lay down my life in World War II so that you could borrow my wheelbarrow.
  2. SNOBBISH
    May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
    Unfortunately Lord Goodman is using it.
  3. OVERWEENING
    May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
    It is too mighty a conveyance to be wielded by any mortal save myself.
  4. PIOUS
    May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
    My wheelbarrow is reserved for religious ceremonies.
  5. MELODRAMATIC
    May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
    I would sooner be broken on its wheel and buried in its barrow.
  6. PATHETIC
    May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
    I am dying of schizophrenia and all you can talk about is wheelbarrows.
  7. DEFENSIVE
    May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
    Do you think I'm made of wheelbarrows?
  8. SINISTER
    May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
    It is full of blood.
  9. LECHEROUS
    May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
    Only if I can fcuk your wife in it.
  10. PHILOSOPHICAL
    May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
    What is a wheelbarrow?
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