his wholiness the rev drjon (drjon) wrote,
his wholiness the rev drjon
drjon

Also, Revenge of the Planet of the Return of the Attack of the EAJ

Three Wise Women (via Someone Else's EAJ)

What would have happened if it had been the three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men?

  • they would have asked directions
  • arrived on time
  • helped deliver the baby
  • cleaned the stable
  • brought practical gifts
  • and made a casserole
But what would they have said as they left?
  • Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?
  • Can you believe that they let all of those disgusting animals in there?
  • And that donkey they are riding has seen better days, too!
  • Did you see that Drummer boy? He can beat my drum anytime!
  • Want to bet on how long it will take before you get your casserole dish back?
  • I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now!
  • Virgin, my *%@$! I knew her in school!
  • That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!
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