his wholiness the rev drjon (drjon) wrote,
his wholiness the rev drjon

Day of the Undead...

Just saw this in the paper. Great stuff...
Vampires are monsters of the right; zombies are monsters of the left. Vampires are toffs; zombies are proles. Vampires are individualists; zombies are the mindless, nameless, faceless mob.Vampires are about hierarchies, tradition, bloodlines. They have mittel-European honorifics, live in castles, dress up and have manners...

Vampires are sexy. Zombies are not; they have poor personal hygiene. The vampire's bite is voluptuous and penetrative; the zombie just chomps down on foot, leg, hand, bum, nose--whatever comes within range, like a drunk teenager at a disco. Vampires are clever. Zombies are not. They want to eat your brains--but not to make themselves brainier; just to make you stupider. They want to bring you down to their level. Braaaaiiiinnnsss!
{ sauce -- well worth reading }
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