his wholiness the rev drjon (drjon) wrote,
his wholiness the rev drjon
drjon

Day of the Undead...

Just saw this in the paper. Great stuff...
Vampires are monsters of the right; zombies are monsters of the left. Vampires are toffs; zombies are proles. Vampires are individualists; zombies are the mindless, nameless, faceless mob.Vampires are about hierarchies, tradition, bloodlines. They have mittel-European honorifics, live in castles, dress up and have manners...

Vampires are sexy. Zombies are not; they have poor personal hygiene. The vampire's bite is voluptuous and penetrative; the zombie just chomps down on foot, leg, hand, bum, nose--whatever comes within range, like a drunk teenager at a disco. Vampires are clever. Zombies are not. They want to eat your brains--but not to make themselves brainier; just to make you stupider. They want to bring you down to their level. Braaaaiiiinnnsss!
{ sauce -- well worth reading }
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