his wholiness the rev drjon (drjon) wrote,
his wholiness the rev drjon
drjon

Victory of the Reminiscences on the Remarks about the Resistance to the Residual of the Reconquest of the Reflections on the Rising of the Reflux in the Redux of the Unbearable Lightness of the Rememberance of the Dawn of... the Planet of the EUJ

 
A Nation Stereotypes Smorgasbord from the EUJ...
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because:
  1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
  2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
  3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
  4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
  5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
  6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
  7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
  8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
They're only funny if you're racist. ;}P>

Actually, they're only funny because your ancestor was the one that didn't get eaten by the lion which wasn't in the long grass.

No, I'm lying. You are racist.

(comments screened to vainly forestall the chorus of ♫everyone's a little bit racist♬ because it's not an excuse.)
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