his wholiness the rev drjon (drjon) wrote,
his wholiness the rev drjon

Veneration of the Victory of the Reminiscences on the Remarks about the Resistance to the Residual of the Reconquest of the Reflections on the Rising of the Reflux in the Redux of the Unbearable Lightness of the Rememberance of... the Planet of the EUJ

Don't try to outsmart your Dad

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.

The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair ... and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.

To this his father replied, 'Did you also notice they walked everywhere they went?'
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